Join the mailing list

Click here to read our privacy policy

 

Subscribe to emel's RSS Feed Subscribe to emel's RSS Feed

 

Bateel Skycraper

 

Why Are Muslims So Boring?

Why Are Muslims So Boring?

Issue 8 Nov / Dec 2004

First Published on November/December 2004

To access the issue page, click here 

 

"Cultural expression can be a way of thanking God. When I listen to Qawwali or sitar, or watch the latest masterpiece of the Iranian cinema, or look at a particularly uplifting work of art, or read an insightful novel, I cannot but exclaim: ‘Alhamdulilllah’."

For the last 25 years, my wife has been doing semi-voluntary work at a special school near where we live. It is a small school for pupils with physical disability or delicate health needs who need a structured and particularly supportive learning environment. Every year, the school holds a special assembly to celebrate the beginning of Ramadan. And every year, without fail, there is a common question: why are Muslims so boring? The displays at the Ramadan assembly are copies of the Qur’an, a couple of prayer mats, and an odd poster. There is the standard, solemn recitation of the Qur’an. In contrast, the Dewali assembly is a riot of colour, costume, dance and music. Ditto for Chinese New Year. Not surprisingly, the pupils enjoy themselves thoroughly and, unlike the Ramadan event, look forward to them eagerly.

I sympathise with the children. We Muslims are not very good at expressing joy. We have reduced our religion to a set of rituals which we enact like robots at every occasion. When Muslims want to celebrate something, they go and offer some extra prayers! Indeed, there are some amongst us who have even outlawed all sources of pleasure and delight. Every time some unfortunate sods in the Muslim world are lumbered with an ‘Islamic government’, music is declared to be haram, cinemas are closed, dance and theatre are banned, and art and imagination are outlawed. No wonder, the rest of the world fi nds Muslims somewhat lacking in humanity.

No society, whatever it holds to be true, can survive without culture in all its multiple manifestations. Prayer and rituals may make us pious and righteous, but it is cultural expression that really manifests our full humanity. To say that all we need is prayer and rituals is to diminish ourselves as human beings. As human beings, we have an innate need for cultural nourishment, an innate desire to express our most sublime thoughts, emotions and feelings. Moreover, we also need to be entertained, to feel good about ourselves, to be jolted about our shortcomings, and to communicate joy and contentment. But how we do this when we look down on all forms of cultural expression?

Consider, for example, the absurd suggestion that music is haram. If this were true, then God has ordained that we should ignore and suppress something that He, in His Wisdom, chose to give us in the fi rst place: the beauty of sound. In other words, we are being asked to overlook one of our fi ve vital senses, one-fi fth of what makes us human. The suggestion also belies Islamic history whose tributaries and valleys were alive with the sound of music. Indeed, one of the most common musical instruments, the guitar, was invented in Muslim Spain. Not to mention the role played by music in Sufi sm, one of the major strands of Islamic thought, where music is used routinely for mystical elevation, for getting close to God. Equally absurd is the suggestion that Islam outlaws images. Hence, cinema and television, painting and sculpture, and other forms of art that rely on images should be banned from Islamic societies. Islam shuns idolatry. But to suggest Muslims are so stupid that they will start worshipping cinematic or sculpted images is genuinely dumbfounding. Those who insist that Muslims can exist without images in a world awash with images - where images are the dominant and most effective way of communicating messages, portraying people and societies, and displaying power and privilege - are inviting us to commit suicide. We need to realise that culture is power. Indeed, culture is the most prominent source of power in the contemporary world. Look at the impact of Bollywood, not just in Britain, but all over the world. Note how Hollywood maintains the domination of American culture throughout the world; and note also how Hong Kong action fi lms and Chinese art cinema are transforming Hollywood. Consider the impact of serious and popular European fi ction on the globe. Think how art has been used in so many societies to highlight their shortcoming and express dissent. Notice how music and dance bring people together everywhere.

Culture is also a source of resistance. We can only resist the proliferation of the globalised mass culture of McDonalds and Coca Cola variety with our own cultural products. But if we don’t produce anything ourselves, if we shun all forms of art and architecture, fi lm and fi ction, dance and theatre, then we have nothing that could offer resistance. Except perhaps our victimhood in which we already wallow at every opportunity. Finally, cultural expression can be a way of thanking God. When I listen to Qawwali or sitar, or watch the latest masterpiece of the Iranian cinema, or look at a particularly uplifting work of art, or read an insightful novel, I cannot but exclaim: ‘Alhamdulilllah’. God, in His Infi nite Mercy, has endowed us with so many wonderful ways to enlighten and enrich ourselves. And so many diverse ways to ‘see’ His signs and feel His presence.

The suppression of cultural expression is a form of ungratefulness. It is the denial of God’s grace and cultural bounty. This is why the most obnoxious Muslims you will meet are so diminished, so lacking in appreciation of culture, so constipated with their disgust and disdain of cultural expression. At the end, we are so boring because we insist on being truncated human beings. And because we are so ungrateful to God.




Bookmark this

digg
Add to DIGG
delicious
Add to del.icio.us
StumbleUpon
Stumble this
facebook
Share on Facebook

Share this

email
Send to a Friend
Link to this

Printer Friendly

print
Print in plain text

Comments

3 Comments

1

buy followers on instagram

4 Jan 17, 07:55

Something new for you.

Positive Rating Negative Rating Report this!
0
0
 
2

Maryiam Sheikh

25 Jun 13, 05:19

Perhaps your wife needs to learn to incorporate fun themes for
festivals at school, there are scores of stories in qurAn that
can be enacted as tableaus

Sweets eating contest

Fireworks

Calligraphy cutouts the children can paint

Soulful nasheed competitions, or if they are too hard for these
children, she can team up a group of kids where each can
memorise five names of allah each and praise him in
continuity engaging all children

Positive Rating Negative Rating Report this!
0
0
 
3

Maryiam Sheikh

25 Jun 13, 05:01

Sir, whats obnoxious is your article

You forget to grasp the concept of culture fully, culture is not
just abt song and dance, please tell me why muslim
architecture and gorgeous calligraphy dont make it to your list
of arts, also what about the beautiful soul wrenching
nasheeds, hamds and recitation satisfying the beauty of
sound, why ignore our exotic cuisines from all over the world,
why forget joyous faces of children dressed up for wid, lining
up for eidi, why forget women adorning themselves with
henna for festivals, why ignore our spirit and culture of
sharing our fortune on eid ul bakr, there is more to culture
than gyrating, please broaden your horizons!

Call me boring but the above bring a lot of joy to me a born
muslim and my newly reverted husband who was mesmerised
by the muslim culture enough to leave lewd forms of art and
expression behind.

Positive Rating Negative Rating Report this!
0
0
 
 

Leave a comment

 

Sign in or Register to leave a comment